March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
I should be writing a paper.
Instead I’m making a frozen pizza, watching Hunchback of Notre Dame, and writing a review of The Fault in Our Stars for my Wordpress blog.
Priorities? I haz them.
awkward-time-lady:
thelifeguardlibrarian:
Oh, well I definitely hope Rick Santorum inadvertently wanders into the middle of ALA 2012, and finding such a wholesome constituency at his disposal, decides to share his “values” with these hundreds of librarians who are stuck in Anaheim with nothing else to do than drink tequila and defend intellectual freedom.
I think is my favorite one.
Watching Disney movies.
I may or may not be singing along with the songs…
Leave a number in my ASK! →
imsweets:
cumkitten69:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
What’s your favourite sexual position?
...
arandomgirlinarandomworld:
abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum’s kids grow up to be liberals.
And gay.
And atheists.
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I hope rick santorum drinks orange juice right after brushing his teeth.
maritsa-met:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to simply walk into Mordor
URGENT: Google privacy policy change
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you don’t act today.
...
enslavemarigolds asked: PREMIUM BEAUTIFUL PERSON! Once you receive this award, you are supposed to paste it into the ask of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. :D
February 2012
bedheadnoel asked: Awe, thank you! You are always very kind and know just how to put a smile on my face ^___^
Can I tell you a secret, tumblr?
I am afraid no one will ever love me because of my intimacy issues. If I couldn’t relax with Justin, even though I liked him holding me and wanted it, and even though I knew he wouldn’t hurt me and would stop if there was even the slightest indication that I wasn’t okay, then I don’t have a whole lot of hope of being able to relax with anyone else. And no one will put up...
Fuck yeah, The Lorax!
Yay classic Dr Seuss.
you know who would have made a great American...
finalproblem:
mynameisgrey:
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
celestialcecaelia replied to your post: You guise, I’m ridiculously happy about the things I just found on Youtube.
Lynx please, ma’am?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TmNsyoV9eM&feature=BFa&list=PL64CCAE8F354ED187&lf=mh_lolz Part one of Road to El Dorado here. Check out this person’s channel for the rest and also some other kids movies, woohoo. Including Ferngully,...
You guise, I'm ridiculously happy about the things...
Quest for Camelot
The Road to El Dorado
The Prince of Egypt
Thumbelina
Ferngully
The Lorax (not the new version, obviously)
And just.. yeah. I am a happy, happy person.
Becca's rape-apologist anon is irksome.
Like, extremely.
[Tw: Rape] Dear rape apologists,
First of all, after you read this, kindly gtfo.
Secondly, I’m glad you don’t understand how rape affects people, because you can’t understand it unless you have been raped. However…
Thirdly, you are showing an appalling lack of empathy for people. (Seriously, after you read this, gtfo.)
Fourthly, yeah, rape leaves mental scars, including PTSD. I know this because I am a...
gavino-jc:
There You’ll Be
* Faith Hill *
When...
“If vaginas disgust you then you hate women. If vaginas don’t actually disgust...”
– Misogyny in the Gay Community
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
(via proclamationofemaciation)
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I wish you were here to hold me. When you’re around, you make good things better and bad things more bearable. I’ve never had that with anyone else, and it’s hard to be without it. Despite everything, I seem to trust you more than I trust anybody else. I know all the reasons I shouldn’t trust you. I remember how many times you’ve let me down and hurt me, but yet, I...
“But in the end, everyone ends up alone.
Losing her, the only one who’s...”
– The Fray, “You Found Me”
Ugh.
I hate everything right now.
“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get...”
– Dr. Seuss, The Lorax. (via futureabortiondoctor)
“Feminists did not hate men. In fact, they loved men. But just as my father had...”
– Byron Hurt - Why I am a Black Male Feminist. (via futureabortiondoctor)
The person I reblogged this from is lovely.
sanityscraps:
sageoflogic:
danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:
I haven’t really spoken to you, but i browse your blog a lot and you seem lovely :3
Hai br0.
I need more gifs, guise.
Any gifs, really, but especially hugging gifs.
Reblog with gifs, please.
Man, I just suck at life today.
I forgot Eric’s birthday, I haven’t accomplished a damn thing today, I have a test tomorrow and all I wanna do is burrow under the covers and hide until March first.
BLARGHHHHHH.
I suppose I shall go buy ice cream and then wallow.
I should finish my homework. I'm thinking of going...
rainbowrawrrr replied to your post: Blargh.
:( All the hugs, my love
awkward-time-lady replied to your post: Blargh.
*hug*
i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards replied to your post: Blargh.
that fucking sucks. :( *hugs if wanted* - leon
ceasesilence replied to your post: Blargh.
*hugs offered*
…I have a serious shortage of hug gifs.
Blargh.
Tomorrow is the anniversary of my mom’s death.
Blargh.